Not a Trashcan
A dialog for two actors.
The Bucket?
A bucket is set on the middle of the stage. Science and Poetry stand next to it.
- Science
- That’s a bucket!
- Poetry
- No, it’s clearly a trashcan.
- Science
- The difference should be obvious. A bucket has a handle. A trashcan does not.
- Poetry
- What about a portable trashcan?
- Science
- What the fuck is a portable trashcan?
- Poetry
- You know, for cleaners.
- Science
- Those are on wheels!
- Poetry
- They don’t need to be…
- Science
- Fine, use your bucket as a trashcan. I don’t care.
Jotted down on Tuesday 01 September 2015.