Not a Trashcan

A dialog for two actors.

The Bucket?

A bucket is set on the middle of the stage. Science and Poetry stand next to it.

Science
That’s a bucket!
Poetry
No, it’s clearly a trashcan.
Science
The difference should be obvious. A bucket has a handle. A trashcan does not.
Poetry
What about a portable trashcan?
Science
What the fuck is a portable trashcan?
Poetry
You know, for cleaners.
Science
Those are on wheels!
Poetry
They don’t need to be…
Science
Fine, use your bucket as a trashcan. I don’t care.

Jotted down on Tuesday 01 September 2015.

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